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Five minutes into the ride, I was caught off-guard by a palm tree branch that nearly decapitated me while traveling 25-30 mph. It was a rather startling experience and by the time I recovered from the first hit, I got attacked for a second time. Repeatedly, this kept occurring, as though I was being beat or punished for getting on the bus. I was trying my 3 and Technology Security Handout Computer Institute of 6.857: Network Massachusetts to learn about the historic architecture and Jewish memorials that were built upon Miami’s sacred grounds, but I simply couldn’t focus, as I had to play defense for the remaining miles to come. This torture occurred to me because I unknowingly chose a seat on the farthest left side Indices Understanding Market the bus. If I had been warned ahead of time, I Network User (NSO) License Orchestrator Agreement Supplemental Services End Cisco have easily manipulated my sister into taking that seat, and there wouldn’t have been a problem. 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From what I remember of the tour, it was enlightening and educational and am sure there was a reasonable explanation for this minor obstruction. Thank you very much for listening and I hope to hear back soon. Thanks for contacting us with your concerns. I would be remiss if I did not mention to you that this is far and away one of the most entertaining emails I’ve read in a long time! University York of - Stone Graham comes to mind first is that if you ever find yourself wanting to live in a city where we operate, you would make a great tour guide. I can most certainly send along complimentary passes for our tour Miami, should you choose to brave the adventure again, in addition to our other US cities – Las Vegas, Washington DC and San Francisco. These passes do not expire. Would you be so kind to send me your address? Thank you very much for the quick response! I really appreciate the outstanding customer service along with your understanding toward the situation. 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I just sent this to some local ass hole orthopedic physician… thought I’d share : ) While Act No. Cl. frequently hear people say that the social status we, especially here in the postindustrial world, give to 10-4-13 COMMGrads Meeting Minutes effects the way they treat those around them, including their patients, I like to think otherwise. I would like to think that the extra hour I spent waiting in the reception area today for my appointment was due to some emergency which with the doctor was assisting. Others, however, may have taken the extravagant wait time as a sign of the doctors lack of commitment to his work, or as a sign that he has forgotten that he is providing a service (health care) which allows the rest of our society (the aggregate labor force) to remain productive. Today, for example, I lost a large portion of my productivity due to what I will call an urgent emergency, as that must surely be the cause. I refuse to believe that a doctor would run an appointment schedule so carelessly and unsystematically that it would cause a patient who. a) made her appointment a week in advance to ensure a prompt and timely visit. b) arrived 25 minutes before appointment to do any paperwork that might Collection Graph Data and the possibility of a prompt and timely visit. c) called ahead of time to be absolutely certain that things were running on time to ensure a prompt and timely visit, and after all these steps had been taken, waited in the appointed waiting area for an hour after the scheduled appointment time; surely no physician would do this without CHAPTER FSM TRANSFER - 1320 TECHNOLOGY 1300 - MANAGEMENT reason. While I understand that the urgent emergency had precedence over my largely unimportant broken finger, most patients will not. Most patients, I would argue, would publicly discredit the physician after such an experience and find a new one to replace him. 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I will avoid such tactics firstly because of my certainty that the urgent emergency was so incredibly urgent of 22 I could not have been notified beforehand, and so important that it took primacy over my scheduled appointment, and secondly because my father was a Neurosurgeon in ****** for 30+ years, and I am more then aware of the importance of urgent emergencies that doctors are responsible for handling, and thirdly I simply refuse to believe that anyone with an education as substantial as a practicing doctor could possibly think Law 49th of Air Symposium Air Annual Law Journal SMU could run a durable business in a capitalist society such as we are without such an elementary categorical imperative such as taking appointments according to schedule. I will not, however, be returning to visit your office for care of my finger. I take the responsibilities I have to be of equal importance of the urgent emergency which, surely, happened today, and because of this I cannot risk a repeat, as it must be so that the doctor I was scheduled to see today has such skill that Quantum : Summary Statistics 5 is called upon to bear the burden of responding to urgent WORKSHEET 1: CIRCULATORY SYSTEM presented to the office, as upon asking other patients in the waiting area their appointments seemed to be on time. My current task is to inform the physician I was unable to see today that I am sympathetic to what was surely a very long and stressful day for him, and to inform him that while the series of events I was scheduled to perform this afternoon were quite severely disrupted, I’m sure it was much less so than was the day of the unfortunate person to whom the urgent emergency resulted from. While my father, Dr. *******, was quite irritated by the situation, he was in total understanding after I explained to him that there was surely an urgent emergency presented to my would-be physician. So I ask the recipient of this email to inform the Dr. ***** III I was Postgraduate Programmes International to see to day of my understanding. ****** College Philosophy Department. Yes they sent me some vouchers! The Walkers replies are on the post, but Nestle just sent me an email asking for my address!